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10 Pickup Lines that Will Get you Laid
How to approach women and get noticed
It’s so important to meet women as
often as you can. Some people wait for the opportunities to fall into
their laps, and even then they are too shy to act on it. How many
times have you been in line at a grocery store, doing your laundry or
reading at the library when a very interesting girl catches your eye?
And what happens when that woman, who is naturally drawn to you asks
you a question? Most guys freeze up because they are completely
unprepared, or they get freaked out because it’s been too long, or
because of some other excuse.
Don’t miss out on another opportunity
to talk to a girl.Dating is somewhat of a numbers game. The more you
try, the better your chances at finding the right one. That’s where
these pickup lines come in handy. Now please, don’t view these as
your typical one liners. These are more like conversation starters.
The idea is to get the girl to respond positively and hopefully stick
around long enough to give you her BBM pin or add you to her
contacts.
1. “Hi there! I have to tell you,
that is a beautiful bracelet. I’d love to get one like it for my
date tomorrow night.” Once she tells you where she got it, ask her
to be your date. She’ll be flattered that you appreciate her great
taste and it’s a bonus that you’re also interested in her.
2. “Who is your dentist? You have the
most beautiful smile.” This is a great compliment to show her you
appreciate a woman who takes care of her teeth and also that you like
her smile. Listen to her answer and keep eye contact to keep the
conversation going.
3. “Can I use your pen? I’d really
like to get your number.” If suddenly her pen stops working,
improvise! Save her number in your cell phone or memorize it if you
have to. You can write it down later when you get the chance.
4. “Hi, nice to see you! You’re so
pretty – you look like my next girlfriend.” If she has a sense of
humour, she’ll get a kick out of this one. Keep going with a
compliment. Tell her what attracted you to go over and speak to her.
Girls respond to honesty and humour.
5. “Do you think I can get your
number, when you have a minute?” This lets her know that you don’t
want to intrude on her time. She’s probably busy, but let her know
that you’ll wait for her if you have to. Tell her that you couldn’t
let this great opportunity pass.
6. “I’ve never seen anyone like you
before. Where do you come from?” This one works really well on
women who are exotic looking. Tell her how different she looks and
how refreshing it is to see her. She will love hearing that you
notice her and appreciate that she is unique.
7. “I see you like milk. I know an
Italian place that makes the best Alfredo sauce that I would love to
take you to – When are you free?” This one’s a bit long, so
make sure that you pause to get her reactions before you rattle the
whole thing off. She will be impressed that you want to set a date
sometime soon and will already start considering your offer.
8. “I can’t believe I didn’t see
you until now. Let me make it up to you over coffee later today?”
This line is perfect if you see a girl who looks busy and is about to
disappear from your life. She will be intrigued by what you have to
say, so make sure that you tell her why you two had to meet.
9. “You have the most incredible
hair. What do you say to showing it off while dancing with me
tonight?” She’ll be happy about the compliment, but make sure
that you keep the conversation going. Ask her about her favourite
music and clubs in the area, and then bring focus back to your date.
10. “Sweetheart, do you think you
could take a chance on me? I feel so lucky to have met you.” This
one works great for the girl that believe in chance and destiny. If
she smiles or gives you any type of encouragement, remember to follow
up with an offer to spend time together, like going for a walk, going
to an art gallery, catching the local pee-wee baseball game, or any
other fun activity you had in mind.
Stick to these lines and feel free to
improvise and have fun! Just make sure that you don’t wait too long
to get around to asking her out. She will see that you’re not very
serious if you don’t propose a date.Become a date magnet and don’t
let any girl slip through your fingers again.
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